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Posted: 11/19/2010 10:37 PM
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Pete Chouteau wrote:expand_more

How.... can you..... suck so much?


I'm not sure if this post make me laugh so much because it's true...or Miami just does suck that much.
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Posted: 11/20/2010 2:22 PM
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Scientists at Ohio University have developed a new theory that has received much acclaim from the scientific community worldwide.  They discovered that the universe appears to be in the shape of an ellipse.  As you know an ellipse has not one center -- but two foci.  As it turns out these two foci are located in Oxford, Ohio, and the Temple campus in Philadelphia, Penn.  Now at first blush this might look to the untrained eye that these two points were somehow special in a good sense.  Redchickens and Owlpoops might even be arrogant and conceited enough to think they were the dual centers of the universe.  However, as our brilliant Ohio scientist have discovered they are actually points of dual suckage.  All of the trash of the universe is constantly being sucked in at those two vortexes.  Thus has been disproved the old "single vortex" theory that had Oxford solely responsible for every wrong in the otherwise completely perfectly created universe.  In short, it's now known that Miami = Temple = Infinite Suckage.  
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Posted: 11/21/2010 7:54 PM
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OhioCatFan wrote:expand_more
Scientists at Ohio University have developed a new theory that has received much acclaim from the scientific community worldwide.  They discovered that the universe appears to be in the shape of an ellipse.  As you know an ellipse has not one center -- but two foci.  As it turns out these two foci are located in Oxford, Ohio, and the Temple campus in Philadelphia, Penn.  Now at first blush this might look to the untrained eye that these two points were somehow special in a good sense.  Redchickens and Owlpoops might even be arrogant and conceited enough to think they were the dual centers of the universe.  However, as our brilliant Ohio scientist have discovered they are actually points of dual suckage.  All of the trash of the universe is constantly being sucked in at those two vortexes.  Thus has been disproved the old "single vortex" theory that had Oxford solely responsible for every wrong in the otherwise completely perfectly created universe.  In short, it's now known that Miami = Temple = Infinite Suckage.  

Too true LMAO
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Posted: 12/13/2010 11:12 PM
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still sucking
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Posted: 12/25/2010 12:20 PM
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Somehow seems appropriate on this date to remind everyone about what redhawk, 'kron, kents, Beefs and mh55 have in common:
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Posted: 1/31/2011 1:11 AM
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Burp.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 1:30 PM
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Ryan Carey wrote:expand_more
Grow up, stick to talking sports, as you all suck at making these petty little personal attacks.  


You know what else sucks?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 6:11 PM
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It's 4:10 pm MST on Tuesday 1 Feb 2011 in Albuquerque, NM, the snow is blowing, it's 17 degrees, and it's all being sucked in the direction of Oxford, OH, where Miami sucks.  You can blame this blizzard on them.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 7:42 PM
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Pete Chouteau wrote:expand_more
Grow up, stick to talking sports, as you all suck at making these petty little personal attacks.  


You know what else sucks?


Definitely the best cross thread reference of the year.  Kudos.
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Posted: 2/20/2011 9:30 PM
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I am down in Arizona and I can still feel Miami sucking from here!
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Posted: 2/22/2011 2:28 PM
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After a wonderful visit to Athens this weekend where I completed a Court St. Shuffle and had two Delawarean friends fall in love with our beautiful campus (and buy t-shirts!) I had a hard time getting back to Delaware on Sunday. I had to drive into a crazy strong wind, no doubt caused by the sucking coming from Oxford!
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Posted: 3/2/2011 2:13 PM
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Miami Absorbs!

Sorry, couldn't resist...I just now read the thread on the basketball board...

 

 

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Posted: 3/30/2011 11:43 PM
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Let's see.  Spring ball began today.  Then, the obvious conclusion would be...?!
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Posted: 4/6/2011 9:55 AM
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While it has recently been discovered that Temple does indeed blow, let us never forget that long before we were laughing at Temple for getting kicked out of the Big East, Miami Sucked.

In fact, one could argue that Miami is what sucked Temple out of the Big East, and Temple just blows to attempt to get back into the Big East.

In closing, no matter how bad Temple blows, they'll never get anywhere, because Miami still sucks.
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Posted: 4/6/2011 12:48 PM
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OrlandoCat wrote:expand_more
While it has recently been discovered that Temple does indeed blow, let us never forget that long before we were laughing at Temple for getting kicked out of the Big East, Miami Sucked.

In fact, one could argue that Miami is what sucked Temple out of the Big East, and Temple just blows to attempt to get back into the Big East.

In closing, no matter how bad Temple blows, they'll never get anywhere, because Miami still sucks.


Proposed hypothesis, theory tested (Us>Fiami>Temple), theory proved.  That's how Einstein would've done it.
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Posted: 4/6/2011 12:50 PM
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You have a high pressure sucking system from oxford, and a low pressure blowing system from Philly, what does it create? A STORM OF AWESOMENESS IN ATHENS!
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Posted: 4/13/2011 9:39 PM
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In honor of the tenth anniversary of the BobcatAttach website...  Miami sucks...
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Posted: 4/13/2011 9:51 PM
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Indeed miami still sucks!
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Posted: 4/16/2011 2:19 PM
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Even tea party persons would rather taxes be increased than have to attend redhawk sucks.
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Posted: 5/14/2011 2:04 AM
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miami sucks.
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Posted: 5/22/2011 10:06 PM
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Miami always has and always will suck...
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Posted: 6/1/2011 12:15 AM
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Despite the epic-fail coming out of O-A&M's NCAA compliance office, the center of all that sucks remains about 100 miles west southwest of Columbus.
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Posted: 6/3/2011 10:17 AM
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Even their own players are realizing how much Miami sucks.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/03/miami-oh-running-back-leaves-team/
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Posted: 6/23/2011 3:45 AM
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I' fortunate to be employed at a good job.  Today was a tough one at work.  Lots of deadlines and--miami sucks.
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Posted: 7/22/2011 1:15 PM
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It's 1:11 PM in Athens, Ohio, and it's a scorching 90 degrees.  Weather reports indicate Miami sucked a warm front up from the southwest.  Miami has not sucked this much in decades.
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