Well, when you're coached by Cheech and Chong you don't expect completely rational decisions:
"Hey, Chong, let's have the QB spike the ball to stop the clock."
"Well, Cheech, it's fourth down."
"I'm the head coach, Chong, and my head tells me it's third down . . .and boy I like those funky light patterns coming off the scoreboard. What's that official doing giving the ball to the other team. I told the QB to spike it."
"But, it was fourth down. I told you that, but you went ahead and gave the QB the spike sign."
"Please pass me another one of those brownies," Chong. "I can see it now, we are winning this thing. Can't you see all of those players running to the goal line along that beam of light coming from the scoreboard? Oh, it's a beautiful thing. Hordes of players, black, white, red, yellow, green, magenta, purple all running down the beam of light with FAU uniforms on. All carrying balls and all scoring. We are wining 150-20. I'm just the greatest coach to ever coach this sport. . ."
Last Edited: 10/31/2013 10:59:40 AM by OhioCatFan