I just read that Akron is considering Bobby Petrino.
Might be a perfect fit! ;-)
Let's see, in one package, they get lying, cheating, sex scandals, adultery, players on drugs, short tenure, and just a general sleezy coach who runs sleazy programs . . . so, yes, he does seem like a perfect guy for Akron for one or two seasons max before he figures out his next scam.