Honest to goodness, I had no idea Memphis was an FBS football school.
Where was the "rimshot here" on that one?
The "don't forget to tip your bartender, I'll be here all week!"
As much as everybody loves comedy, Memphis played Penn State in the Cotton Bowl around five years ago. They went to 15 bowls in a 20 year period.
Teams they played in bowls during that time besides Penn State:
BYU
Auburn
Iowa State (twice)
Wake Forest
Pretty sure they are a D-1 football program.