I would kiss our OC's ass if we were 8-2 with their schedule.
I get that NIU didn't (in the sense that you mean it) pick their schedule this year.
Since you mention what you would hypothetically be doing if OHIO had NIU's schedule...
Replace UK with UNLV... OHIO win.
Replace WMU with EMU... OHIO win.
That would quite reasonably make OHIO 7-3 right now. I'm not going to say OHIO would beat Northwestern, because who knows how that one would shake out. Northwestern turned the ball over 3 times via fumble in that game. NIU was +2 in the turnover margin. Yet they only scrapped by with an 8 point victory.
You appear pretty confident that NIU is a better team than OHIO. Care to agree to any arrangements for the not hypothetical match up taking place on Tuesday PhiTau?