I always thought being the special teams coach has to be a helpless feeling.
The kickers and punters are on their own planet. You don't really coach them. They're like a singing diva you just have to keep happy while keeping all the red M&Ms out of the candy bowl. And your whole goal is to not say anything that sends them into any sort of crisis of confidence because their job is as solid as a tenured professor because you're not going to use any more scholarships to bring MORE of these extraterrestrials onto the team.
"That 34-yard kick you missed was good, REAL GOOD!!!"
"It's a good thing you punted that ball 12 yards!"
Most of the special teams stuff isn't scheme, it's effort, execution and luck.
You're the first guy to get chewed out by the head coach for a loss, because no one's going to stick up for the special team's coach. You're the easiest to fire, too.
And every player who you're coaching is aiming to start and get off your special teams unit.
Being the special teams coach is to be the Jerry Gergich of the coaching world.
Last Edited: 10/8/2012 12:13:12 PM by Brian Smith (No, not that one)