Has anyone considered the possibility that once you're over 10 years old, all parades are stupid?
Blasphemy. All of my favorite holidays include a parade:
Homecoming
Thanksgiving
St. Patrick's Day (kiss me, I'm Irish)
Mummer's Day (known outside Philly as New Year's Day)
Amen, Bro'. I'm still up for an entertaining parade. My all-time fave I got to see only once - in 2012. It has been held annually on the first weekend in September for some 450 years. It's the closing highlight of a celebration called Pfifferdaj (translates as Feiffer's or Minstrel's Day) and it's held in the Alsacian village of Ribeauville. What I say about it next might strike you as hyperbole but assuredly is not. To wit,the parade runs about 4 hours and I was sorry it ended.
Early each year a village team settles on a theme. In 2012 it was the Legend of King Arthur. Then villagers get cracking on building floats, each of which is a playlet that tells part of the legend. About 30 floats. Plus more of the legend being told in playlets in between the floats. Plus a dozen bands all decked out in medieval uniforms.
The village - nestled between vine-covered hills with mountains rising at its north end - is only about 3 blocks wide. But it's about a mile and a half long. On the morning of parade day, roads into the village are blocked. Each person wanting to see the parade must pay 10 euros to enter the village. The year I attended more than 30,000 jammed the Grand Rue (winding main street).
Village population is about 3,000-4,000 and I'd say a majority are building floats or taking acting parts or both.
Try googling Ribeauville Pfifferdaj. I'm hoping to see it again.