Need win. We one game into classic Franky 4 game fall flop and ain't nobody got time for that! Make it just 3 this year against them westsiders! Cats wet litter box in Toledo and Mt. Pleasant. Win this game and Beefsteak to set up fisticuffs with Zippy.
Maxwell start-he's future. No need for crapfest on offense to start game. Prove us coaches that you actually did recruit a good to great ball throwing guy! Score early and often. Tuck them hotflashes in bed by halftime. I know you love hanging out with your fellow dregs of the MAC but it's time to make some new friends. They don't make you better. No one likes a guy who hangs out in the basement too much. Move out to nicer place.
And defense. Defense, defense, defense. Kent's QB is not good. Don't make him look all MAC like you love to do so much. Just because a QB puts on a helmet doesn't mean you have to let him complete passes or even throw. He didn't even drop a bill on those Redchumps D. Knock him on his keister. Make sure to get on the bus d-line. Where did you go in the second half last week? There's an all you can eat feast being served at Dix Stadium Saturday. Come hungry! Sprinkles are for winners-don't you want sprinkles on your ice cream after the game?!
Deans of the MAC coaching staff. With your long standing unity and togetherness, don't get schooled again by young whippersnappers. These rascals are eating your lunch and you need to put your foot down and say no, these are my cheesy poofs! Mr. Offensive Coordinator sir-I know your name suggests you like to have your head in the sand, but don't! Make it rain out there!
Go kick butt so we have nothing to whine about next Saturday and can focus on the Ohio pro football suck fest that will take place at Mike Brown field next Sunday.
Last Edited: 10/17/2016 9:42:35 AM by OUcats82