I don't doubt Dambrot might think Ohio is nearing Kent as a rival. But rivalries are based on more than five-year periods of time and they're going to be around long after Keith Dambrot leaves Akron and follows his real life's calling of owning a Hyundai dealership on South Arlington Road or something.
First of all, that's a great reference/slam.
Second, this rivalry has been brewing for a decade-plus now, right? Since Andy Hipsher?