Yeah... give some money to the athletic department... enough to pay for the coach of my choosing in both basketball and football... and then....
I am going Nevin Shapiro for our university... If you ever read Andy Staples on SI, this is where I got this from.
CASH FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Hey you stud QB/RB/WR/OL/DE/CB recruit... Ever been to Athens... it's a beautiful campus and here is your envelope. Cash only, no papertrail anywhere.
Basketball would be easy, head on the AAU circuit and PAY every bigtime AAU coach, hook them up with World Wide Wes and make Athens into the Las Vegas of Ohio.
2nd step is to pass a vote to build a casino in Athens. I will build the casino and fix all the payouts for Ohio athletes to win. Then Strip Clubs with an 'Athlete' Room (think champagne room) for Ohio athletes, and of course any member of this message board
Of course the NCAA will come to town... DENY EVERYTHING!!! NOTHING in writing whatsoever. Coaches will be left in the dark for their own good.
Ok... I might get caught after 10-20 years... but those would be some damn fine 10-20 years