. . . I feel like without Bean, our offense would run so much smoother (like Skyline exiting my body). . . .
You might want to rephrase this. The image I have in my mind when I read it is, perhaps, not the way I would describe a good basketball offense. If you must make an analogy, I'd maybe prefer you talk in terms of Peter Pan Peanut Butter -- noted for its smoothness -- rather than your excrement, even though both are approximately the same color. ;-)