I want to know where The Tavern beer cooler is.
If you're really old, you'll remember, "Meet you at the Tavern for a Michelob!" For you young whippersnappers, The Tavern was in the location where the Greenery was later on, and for you real young punks (with all the best connotations of that word) you might remember it as the Blue Gator.
And for guys his age, a keg was a wooden barrel. ;)