My feelings on this is why Athens is so screwy. I don't want student housing bigger than 3 stories or whatever was listed as the maximum. And, I also want to stop rentals from creeping into my near east side neighborhood. Makes sense, eh?
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That's what happens when you have a crazy hippie as mayor. Let me add that though he is a crazy hippie, he's kind of nice guy. At one point, the city fathers and mothers didn't want high-rise apartments for fire-safety reasons; however, the city fire department has since the 1960s had a tower truck capable of reaching the top of Bromley Hall (aka College Inn at one point) from the bottom of High Street. Since that argument makes no sense they dropped it for the most part, and now claim it has something to do with not destroying Athens' "viewshed." This is a term that hippies and hippie wannabes seem in love with these days. All sorts of development-oriented and progressive steps (in the true meaning of the word) are blocked, or attempted to be blocked, in the name of saving or preserving a viewshed. I'm all for preserving important aspects of the past -- particularly preserving old buildings with historical significance -- but I don't believe I have some Constitutional right to have a particular viewshed preserved because cutting down a few trees on a hillside or somewhere else offends my sense of dignity. Trees, BTW, are a renewable resource. Almost all of Ohio -- with about three small exceptions -- has been timbered at least three times since the early 1800s. The Athens Tree Commission is a completely ridiculous attempt by hippie government to control actions of citizens that are completely a matter of personal discretion if you take your Constitutional rights seriously.
I had a whole response typed up to tell you how ridiculous you are, but then I deleted it. You know what OCF, you are a genius. I completely support your anti-Hippie, Progressive campaign to make Athens a better place.
Here's my simple advice to you - Cut the trees down. Chop all those f*ckers down. The constitution tells you how smart and progressive you are. Build everything 10-20 stories. No, wait. Don't stop there. Go 20-30 stories. Put up a sign that says "hey, piss in this elevator" in every building. Then give these same 2-story landlords autonomy over these 30 story buildings and let them get lax on maintenance and safety. Couple rapes here or there b/c the place is poorly lit. Couple fires here or there b/c they took a few shortcuts. No A/C in the warmer months. Elevators consistently out of service for kids on the 24th floor. This will work swimmingly.
Probably should call AEP while you're at it, and incentivise them to build a coal-fired plant right there by Pruitt Field. Make sure it's dirty. Real f*cking dirty. Get it as smoggy as possible in that little hell whole of a town. What you wanna do is keep anyone from wanting to come back to spend money in 5 years. Really make sure they understand that what Athens needs is more 1/2 vacant strip malls, bare hillsides, and urban blight. What you gotta do is take away any semblance of nostalgia or beauty. Serious, get the hell rid of any kind of aesthetic draw the place might have. We can't have those hippies talking about aesthetics, green spaces, beauty, or anything like that. God, they just get in the way of progress.
Man, it's good to have a Progressive brother like you, OCF. Once we take care of Athens and all this ridiculous forestry and green space, let's focus on these Casinos next. Bastards. Oops, my bad. Wait, you don't want casinos? More crime and prostitution? Nah, never proven in study after study. Jesus didn't want you to gamble? Oh, I see. We're progressives right? We want the money in Ohio? We don't? Shit, I can't follow you on all this.