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The Optimist

6/4/2019 9:14 PM

My platform:

1. Football
MACC in football this season.

2 Basketball
Return to NCAA Tournament under Jeff Boals by 2020.

3. Infrastructure
Build IPF for basketball and volleyball programs within three years. Expansion of Peden to 35,000 within four years.

4. Academics
Will create new Bobcats video game team (men and female) which will only include 4.0 students.

5. #LEAVEMACNOW
SEC invitation by 2025.

It’s a great day to be a Bobcat!

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The Optimist

6/4/2019 9:16 PM

I know we’ve got some high-rollers on this board, so please send me a PM where I can email my resume.

Thanks!

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Victory

6/4/2019 9:21 PM

If I were AD I'd get 10 different alums to win Powerball in consecutive weeks and then donate their winnings to the University.

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Mark Lembright '85

6/4/2019 9:55 PM

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Yada yada yada. Get to the real issue on all our minds: what about the hand dryers?!?

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The Optimist

6/4/2019 10:11 PM

Mark Lembright '85 wrote:expand_more

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Yada yada yada. Get to the real issue on all our minds: what about the hand dryers?!?

FACILITY/CONCESSIONS UPGRADES

1. xlerator hand dryers in all university restrooms (athletic & academic in exchange for naming rights to bird arena and/or new video game arena)

2. fresh coat of green paint for convo bathrooms/concourse

3. Jackie O’s beer given exclusive pouring rights at all Ohio University functions

4. Millers Chicken to replace popcorn at concession stands

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RSBobcat

6/4/2019 11:00 PM

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Mark Lembright '85 wrote:expand_more

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Yada yada yada. Get to the real issue on all our minds: what about the hand dryers?!?

FACILITY/CONCESSIONS UPGRADES

4. Millers Chicken to replace popcorn at concession stands

Best way to get more $ from me for Bobcat Club Fee! Though there would prolly be a lot o' chicken bones to clean up after the game. And the bench would get in trouble if I slipped them a leg or wing - No way they would be able to resist asking me to sneak some to them (vs the breath mints snacks the coaches and team seem to be currently addicted to on the scorers table every break in the action....)

Last Edited: 6/4/2019 11:01:06 PM by RSBobcat

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OUcats82

6/5/2019 11:06 AM

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Mark Lembright '85 wrote:expand_more

The Optimist wrote:expand_more

Yada yada yada. Get to the real issue on all our minds: what about the hand dryers?!?

and what about pretzels..........