If, perhaps, our defense gets embarrassed by Akron, and Mark Dantonio gets fired by Michigan State, is there any possibility that Dantonio, a former graduate assistant at Ohio, decides to consider working as a Defensive coordinator under Solich as the next head coach in waiting at Ohio? Crazy idea, I know, especially when you consider the fact that Ohio is likely to give Akron the beat down of the Century in the hope of snagging a last remaining bowl game. Does anyone else have any other ridiculous scenarios that could come out of a ball game, at least on paper, that looks like a one sided affair at best in favor of Ohio?
During our game, an errant punt startles a late-migrating goose out of the rafters in the Tower. This goose decides to migrate to the Mexican Pacific coast. En route, it passes through Salt Lake City. While passing through, it poops.
Meanwhile, the Utes and the Buffalos’ are locked in a surprisingly close game. Late in the fourth quarter, Utah has the ball, up 6, 3 minutes to go. Colorado has all 3 timeouts left. The Utes have driven down the field, to the Utah 25. They’re looking to score a TD, or at least a FG, to put the game out of reach. 1st and 10, Huntley signals for the snap. At that same moment, just as the ball is snapped, he gets a face full of goose s***, right to the eyes. He misses the snap, Colorado's fast thinking blitzer picks it up and returns it 65 yards to the Utah 12. 8 plays later, Colorado scores a TD as the clock expires. They make the PAT and win the game.
This surprise turn of events puts USC in the PAC12 title game. A batch of bad oysters served at the pregame meal results in Oregon’s 3rd strong playing the entirety of the PAC12 championship game, ending in a surprise USC victory.
As a result, USC’s attempts to fire Clay Helton are foiled (USC beats a Minnesota team that is just happy to be in its first Rose Bowl in 58 years).
His plans for 202 having fallen through, Urban Meyer accepts the Miami job when it’s offered to him (David Sayler didn’t mean to offer it to him, but this is what happens when you try to drunkenly use Alexa to order delivery groceries from Meyers Grocery Stores. The next morning, Sayler was to embarrassed to rescind the offer, so Martin had to go.
Incensed that that “pompous wanna be domer thinks he can pull this crap”, Urban’s arch nemesis Bob Stoops offers his services (for free!!) to Cromer after Frank retires, naming Lane Kiffen as his defensive coordinator. He did this to make a point, though no one was quite sure what the point was.