We’re five posts away from someone suggesting O. J. Simpson coach our running backs.
Hey, he was found innocent of murder, and is now released from prison for the armed robbery and kidnapping charges.
He was found "not guilty," that is, there wasn't enough evidence to convict. "Innocent" is a whole different matter, and in civil court a jury found him "responsible" for the deaths and awarded Goldman's father $33.5 million in damages. Then, of course, OJ dashed off to Florida where personal assets can't be touched to cover liabilities in other states.