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Topic: So say us all: v 2.0
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Ryan Carey
11/23/2011 12:54 PM
This picture speaks volumes to how much Fiami sucks...

Last Play of the Season: Sack on 4th Down.

Result: Lose and a 4-8 record in a season where they were picked to win the East division.

Sideline Attire for a Football Game Played in Downpour: Khakis, pulled down belt, argyle sweater vest.  I assume the towel around the neck is blocking our view of his popped collar.

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ozarkcat
11/23/2011 6:38 PM
And he looks like the pledge from the Animal House frat.
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mf279801
11/23/2011 9:21 PM
Leave Flounder out of this
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Pataskala
11/24/2011 10:42 AM
Bet he has a cactus in his room.  Cacti are succulents.
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Monroe Slavin
11/24/2011 2:58 PM
miami sucks.
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DelBobcat
11/24/2011 4:18 PM
On this Thanksgiving Day I am most thankful that Miami still sucks and that the #lasttimemiamibeatohio the pilgrims had just sat down for the first Thanksgiving at Plymouth Colony.

GO CATS!
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Monroe Slavin
11/25/2011 7:00 PM
freshman orientation at certain schools:  we will not beat OHIO during your years here.  we suck.
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Tim Burke
11/25/2011 7:58 PM
I woke up in El Valle, Panama, ate some fresh papaya and pineapple, some fresh free-range scrambled eggs, and the richest bacon I've ever put into my mouth, then discreetly pulled out a mobile device and discovered that for the sixth straight year, Miami sucks.
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Bert Presley
11/25/2011 9:18 PM
Enjoyed a nice walk to the park, and as I walked back I noticed the wind was howling and pushing me back to the park. Then I remembered, I was walking in the direction of Oxford, OHIO the center of all suckage.
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Bobcat Grad 86
11/25/2011 9:47 PM
I saw three Miami football games this week and all of them had a major case of "Suckage"!
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Bobcat Grad 86
11/25/2011 9:50 PM
And Best of All, they will still suck next year!

Miami Sucks Calendar Print
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Monroe Slavin
12/30/2011 9:21 PM
Yes, it is almost the new year...reaching numbers incapable of being put into words in terms of massive number of days since we've lost to those birth defects.

More succinctly.  Happy 2012, another year in which miami sucks!
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Monroe Slavin
2/22/2012 11:13 PM
On this night on which we beat Beefs in hoops, 'kron still blows, and temples may be gone, let us not forget the suckage of the redhawk.
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OhioCatFan
2/23/2012 12:33 AM
Monroe Slavin wrote:expand_more
On this night on which we beat Beefs in hoops, 'kron still blows, and temples may be gone, let us not forget the suckage of the redhawk.


Wise reminder, young man!
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C Money
5/18/2012 7:15 PM
Bump.

Miami sucks.
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OhioCatFan
5/21/2012 6:13 PM
Time to re-post this brilliant reportage of mine from almost 18 months ago:

Scientists at Ohio University have developed a new theory that has received much acclaim from the scientific community worldwide.  They discovered that the universe appears to be in the shape of an ellipse.  As you know an ellipse has not one center -- but two foci.  As it turns out these two foci are located in Oxford, Ohio, and the Temple campus in Philadelphia, Penn.  Now at first blush this might look to the untrained eye that these two points were somehow special in a good sense.  Redchickens and Owlpoops might even be arrogant and conceited enough to think they were the dual centers of the universe.  However, as our brilliant Ohio scientist have discovered they are actually points of dual suckage.  All of the trash of the universe is constantly being sucked in at those two vortexes.  Thus has been disproved the old "single vortex" theory that had Oxford solely responsible for every wrong in the otherwise completely perfectly created universe.  In short, it's now known that Miami = Temple = Infinite Suckage.

Epilogue:  Now that Temple is out of the MAC, if we join C-USA without Miami tagging along, we will have performed a dual exorcism.    
 
Last Edited: 5/21/2012 6:19:36 PM by OhioCatFan
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Monroe Slavin
7/21/2012 2:38 PM

2434 days and counting.

intheirfingface.

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LoganElm_grad09
7/22/2012 11:56 PM
It's 11:53 in Laurelville, I just completed an English assignment that was due tonight at 11:59, and as I sit here in victory, I feel sorry knowing that it's not a feeling Miami will experience us for a long time.
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Business_Cat
7/23/2012 1:02 AM
I'm in Denmark where there is currently +30 MPH winds. And I know, deep down in my soul, it's all because Miami is sucking so badly
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Bobcat36
9/4/2012 12:02 PM
Obviously we've got a lot to talk about but this thread should never, EVER find it's way to the 11th page!  This season ticket promo reminded me to dig it back up (note the logo on the ball Travis is carrying).

I say we petition for a new tradition.  A moment of silence before every home game in respect for the level of sucking that continues to thrive in Oxford.  

BOBCAT PROMOTIONS 
Last Edited: 9/4/2012 12:57:53 PM by Bobcat36
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Pataskala
9/8/2012 11:40 AM
The leftovers from Hurricane Isaac were supposed to track straight over Columbus.  But the sucking from Fiami made it track through Kentucky instead.  Because of that, we wound up with storms that were less severe.  Thanks for sucking so much, Fiami.
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anorris
9/8/2012 1:01 PM
I know this will be a surprise to nobody but OH MY GOD THERE IS NOBODY AT YAGER STADIUM.
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DFrids
9/8/2012 5:28 PM
anorris wrote:expand_more
I know this will be a surprise to nobody but OH MY GOD THERE IS NOBODY AT YAGER STADIUM.


So what you're saying is, despite Miami beating an FCS team, they still suck?
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Bobcat36
9/19/2012 3:37 PM
Quotes from ESPN's CFB Daily...They got on the subject while discussing the start of MACtion tonight  (Kent / Buffalo)...

"Didn't we do a Buffalo game together once?"
"Yes...At Miami OH...Remember we were counting the people in the stands?"
"Ah yes...There had to have been parents that didn't come to the game."


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RyanAltenbach
9/24/2012 2:42 PM
There was quite a strong wind during Saturday's game in Peden. Scientists have concluded that it was due to a large amount of suckage coming out of Oxford, where the Redhacks were out gained in yardage by one of the worst teams in FBS. Can't wait to watch the 'Cats annihilate those clowns in Friday's soccer match.
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