There are 4 kickers on the roster. Are they all incapable of hitting a 34-yard FG? We aren't asking for Weller or Zervos just a 34-yarder.
Hell, I'm not even asking for a 34-yard chip shot. Can we get someone to make extra points? My sister has some eligibility. What are we doin here?
My question is how in the world did Dellenback get to UCLA? This other kid who isn't playing and I've never heard of until today, Britton Watts, cool name, has videos of him hitting 60-70 yarders constantly. We can't get this brother to aim or something? Magnus looks a little better at punting. Can he kick it off the ground? The only enjoyment I get from Peacock is hearing people say Peacock.
I get it man. It's a confidence game. There is wind and bugs, your toes are chilly, Brenda from Zoology is making eyes at you from the Hill... but cmon.... It started as a joke on Gameday and now we have half drunk teens in their bare feet booting 35 yarders at 10am. And we can't get 1/6 kickers to do it? What is OU's tuition these days? $25K? $25K x 6 = $150K... I solved your problem. Go find a kicker and give him $100K. Give the remaining $50K to Josiah Yazdani to show them how to aim.
Last Edited: 10/29/2025 1:54:59 PM by M.D.W.S.T