Tressel for now but when Rupert himself is arrested I'm changing my vote.

I can't answer until both situations resolve to the final chord.

And that's the key: the final chord. Will these situations actually have repercussions across their industries, or will it just be business as usual with more care taken to hide discretions? For those playing at home, it's going to be the latter.

Honestly, both guys are going to wind up fine. Money and power. Or sugar and power... can't decide whether the original or parody line works best...

So why take enjoyment in something that just going make you angry in the end...