Akron will be scandalized when the school's kangaroo mascot, Zippy, demoralized by another last-place finish, suddenly denounces the team and begins rampaging through nearly empty Infocision Stadium with a stockpile of undistributed Thunder Stix. Police will eventually corner Zippy in an empty section and bring him into custody with the help of tasers before the happy-go-lucky marsupial can throw himself over the edge of the stadium.
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