We-ins in Athens have heered of this hear thing called internets. If any of you-ins can spare some or have any left over that are collectin' dust please consider sending them to us po' folk down here in the middle of nowhere. We heard some old guy on the tellibision say that internets have changed coachin' and we want to see how that works. We thought about callin' Clumbus but it were a 15 minute call and I didn't have much time. Personally I thought he seemed a little out of touch as his comment appeared to change focus from Athens not having internets to internets changin' coaching in the same sentence. Anyways, yure help will sure be welcum. We don't need no changin' coaches but we don't want to be behind the times no mo.

I have an old internets address with a very archaic nomenclature. Something like your initials, 17 random numbers, then @oak.cats.ohiou.athens.edu