And here comes the old fart brigade to quell the uprising.
OCF and LC are going to tuck us in, rub whiskey on our gums and read us a bed time story. Probably something about respecting your elders or how recruiting services can't measure the size of a "young man's" heart!
I'm an older fart than is L.C., but I really like your sense humor. I like sarcasm, even when I'm the target of it. Your post made me smile and chuckle. In all sarcasm there is a kernel of truth. In this case, though, I think the kernel is rather small.
One further comment, us old farts have to stick together. Frank and I were born in the same year, though he is a few months older . . . and much wiser when it comes to things football.