Now that he's chosen to play for a program I hate, I have no choice but to root for him to fail.
You have no choice but to root for him to fail? Your location is "Ohio"? I didn't know there was a town called Ohio in Russia, China, or another country where there are actual guidelines on what you're allowed to believe or wish for...
There is a town in Ohio called Russia, though. They pronounce it Roo-shee.
Because apparently, I'll wildly speculate, they feared being perceived as nephews and nieces of Uncle Joe Stalin.