Man, this whole thing is giving me flashbacks to my 1L torts class. This absolutely will make it onto some law professor's final exam as an essay question.
While I'm not a lawyer, I did once play one in the classroom. ;-) In a time long ago in a galaxy far away I taught journalism law.
I'm not one either....but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night....Todd Snyder was my fave player...and it was both....drunk and sarcastic.
Were you drinking at the Holiday Inn Express? That would make you a drunken expert with a sarcastic lip. ;-)
For the record, Todd is a personal friend, though I've lost contact with him over the years. We used to play sandlot football together on the top of the Highland Avenue reservoir.