Oh, no doubt my idea is terrible. I'm just brainstorming.
If I were AD, I'd go full-on Bill Veeck and turn gameday into a circus. It would be a DISASTER when I booked a Gary Richrath-less REO Speedwagon for a post-game concert right after we played in shiny silver uniforms that blinded everyone in the sunlight and handed out real-life bobkittens for the "Take Home A Bobcat" giveaway for the first 500 fans.
And just think of how cranky those bobcats would get when people rode the cramped, crowded gondola up to the new Ridges parking lot, which — coincidentally — bankrupted the university to build.
Also, everyone entering the stadium wearing Ohio State gear would have to take it off and be given an old, stinky, guano-encrusted 1990s sweatshirt from a theoretical lost and found box taken from the attic of the president's infested house.
I'd be a terrible AD.
Last Edited: 9/18/2015 2:01:30 PM by Brian Smith (No, not that one)