If life were a 1970s sit-com, Monroe and The Situation would be forced to dorm together and have wacky adventures.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
shlemiel, schlemazel, Peden Stadium incorporated
We're gonna do it
Give us any chance, we'll take it
Read us any BobcattAttack.com rule, we'll break it
We're gonna make our posts sound true
Doin' it our way
Nothin's gonna turn us back now
Straight ahead and talkin' Frank now
We're gonna craft our posts for you
Doin' it our way
There is nothing we won't try
Winning the MAC is not impossible
This time there's no stopping Frank
We're gonna do it
On your mark, get set, and go now
Beau up the middle we just know now
We're gonna make Maleek Irons come true
And we'll do it Situation's way, or Monroe's way
MAC championship dreams come true
And we'll do it Frank's way, or Albin's way
Make our Detroit dreams come true
For me and you (and BIGMANZ)