You gotta remember, the kids are straight out of undergrad in that office. If those guys stay longer than a year, then at some point the conversations about Parrot Heads invading Columbus begin to occur and gotta be able to free-swing it from there.
My favorite relevant story on this point is the time I got a call from a girl I knew from undergrad, about 6 months after I graduated. She's just going through her script, and trying to get me to give something, and finally I'm like, "Look, I'm a poor law student, all my money goes to that. When I graduate and get the six figure job [in hindsight, HA!] I'll make it up to you."
"Oh, I wanna go to law school. Where do you go?"
"Ohio State"
"Oh, I know someone at Ohio State law...wait...what did this say your name was? C MONEY! This is [FEMALE ACQUAINTANCE]! How are you?!?!?"
We just chatted for 20 minutes and then she was like, "Ok, there's this script I have to read, so let me read it, and take care!" She read her thing and that was that. Ran into her at a bar a couple months after that and we laughed about it.