You could have something like this on your hands.....
http://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=5864754 But you also would have possibly someone who could be far more social media savvy than some stiff. But judgment and filters (normally) get better with age too. Besides, I have a hard time believing that someone couldn't be found and paid to come out for 6 home games a year for a modest sum. At $100 a game for say 4 hours $25 an hour is a pretty good rate for a likely moonlighting gig. The bigger challenge would be working around a mix of Saturday games and MACtion. I bet more than $600 is spent on TP and soap for the restrooms.
I know OUr pockets aren't as deep as the larger D1s but don't we have one of the top athletic administration programs? And also a strong communications program? I would think those enrolled could be put to good use if this was really wanted.