The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Cmon it's got to at least have something Athens in it. I for one would pay to watch Rufus shoot Big Mamas Burritos at people.
I like it. There aren't many things Millennials love more than free burritos! My first thought was "are there any biscuit places in Athens?" The closest thing to a biscuit I could think of was Bagel Street Deli. Admittedly, I've never had Tudor's. I'm intrigued now. Looking at their footprint, it does seem logical they might expand to Athens.
If you really want to take #MACtion to the next level, picture yourself sitting inside Peden Stadium on a brisk Tuesday evening in early November. Rufus leads the Bobcats out onto the field riding his classic motorcycle. He loops by the Student Section then speeds straight towards the opposite endzone where he meets up the ROTC guys. They hand him a modified rifle, and the next thing you know he's firing off dark purple projectiles into a frenzy of fans. After making eye-contact with him, he takes a shot in your direction. You jump into the air and make the catch. You open your hands, and staring right back at you is an ice-cold Mystic Mama.