UMass to 95% of "Midwesterners" equals:
Take a nap during any event
Mow the lawn
Stare at paint
Finally sew up holes in sock inventory
Try to find socks that match from said inventory
I'm honestly not being snarky in any way, but ...
Ohio University to 95% of "Midwesterners" equals:
Take a nap during any event
Mow the lawn
Stare at paint
Finally sew up holes in sock inventory
Try to find socks that match from said inventory