New Biblical Translation reveals truth about Miami . . .
1 Corinthians 9:25 BSV: (BSV: Bobcat Standard Version)
"Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable one. Except, as the prophets said long ago, athletes that represent the wayward institution of Miami have neither self-control nor the ability to win a wreath or crown."*
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*A few ancient manuscripts add the line: "Hell may freeze over in Oxford, but Miami will never deserve a championship." The origin of this text is uncertain, but some scholars believe it can be traced to a sage of the first century by the name of William of Hess, whose righteous deeds were constantly opposed by an evil mercenary called the Bo of Schembechler.
Last Edited: 2/8/2019 11:15:13 PM by OhioCatFan