Brian Smith (No, not that one)
6/20/2019 5:11 PM
I've long advocated for the first rows in concert venues to be for short people willing to pay more to be able to see. I'm not sure it's legal, but let me live my dream.
"I'm not only the president of the Short People Seat Company, I'm also a client."
I did have a terrific, gargantuan (like 6-foot-7) gentleman at a recent Jason Isbell concert look behind him, realize me and my wife were going to be staring at the back of his head for three hours and offer to switch rows. That guy was awesome.
Last Edited: 6/20/2019 5:12:14 PM by Brian Smith (No, not that one)