Oh, I thought you were talking about this:

The Bradford Exchange is excited to present the Mike Krzyzewski commemorative retirement display coin. This decorative 10” coin is the perfect addition to any room. It’s tastefully decorated with a detailed etching of Cameron Indoor Stadum on one side, while the other is the image of the iconic man himself. This tasteful portrait shows “Coach K*” doing his famous smirk that harkens back to the old days of bad teeth and George Washington.
This decorative coin is equally at home as the perfect centerpiece for your Duke Basketball shrine or, down to the basement 1/2 bath that is used only in emergencies. Show the world how much or, how little you care about Coach K depending on it’s location in your home. It’s up to you!

Call now, Operators are standing by!

*This unique and clever alliteration was no doubt created by the geniuses known as “The Cameron Crazies.” See, they did it again!

Or, probably not…

Where does it end? ;)

When you see things like this it’s laughable that anyone would consider the top programs in hoops and football as amateurs.

shh . . . that's the elephant in the room. You are not suppose to talk about the the propriety of a non-profit, tax-exempt entity running a professional athletic program. If we just pretend there's not a problem, it'll all go away . . .