Love it! The phrasing of "would the MAC welcome" is priceless.
I immediately picture the distinguished gentlemen of the MAC discussing Cincinnati and Rutgers' entrance into their conference. The billows of conversation lingering over fine suits and monocles would be something like this:
"With no directional in their name, how does one know where they are located? Preposterous."
"Their past achievements, facilities and fanbase might be eye catching on a resume, but entrance into the MAC requires a certain pedigree - right Eastern Michigan, ol' boy?"
"The missus and I once spent a fortnight in Cincinnati. Did not care for it. It lacked the bucolic splendor of Akron."
"My driver attended Rutgers."
"Large media markets might play well with the hoi polloi, but we prefer the dignified quarters of a small, exclusive club."
"I once had the misfortune of meeting a harlot from Cincinnati. A night of port and Pagliacci made me succumb to the pleasures of the hollows. But a small portion of my earthly gains convinced her to proceed with that procedure to remove a future stain upon my name."
"I still cannot look past their name. This is an exclusive club – we cannot just allow 'these people' and their 'hereditarial baggage" to waltz in here. What would the Sun Belt say? Now if they changed their name to East Rutgers or West Cincinnati, maybe they could be allowed in... with limited privileges. They also may only enter through the serivce entrance."
Last Edited: 10/1/2011 2:34:29 PM by First Street Forever