"frozen flat Gulag"
Perfect description
You know, I grew up about 40 miles SW of there and visited the campus once, for some kind of academic competition in March or April. I thought it was a plain, dreary campus with no imagination. Had a good idea what it's like in January and February. Couldn't see myself there. Went to OU sight unseen because of its terrific R-TV program (and the good looking blond on the cover of the catalog).