Famous quote from the Hoosiers movie.

Obviously the entire team stunk in the first half big-time. How bad did they stink? A stench that could knock a buzzard off a 5hit-wagon.

Yet when Sheldon is out there it's like the 4-on-5 scene in Hoosiers. Or at best, when they run out of players and have to let the equipment manager play. The kid who told the coach..."I'm too short, I'm not no good, except to be a body out there."