I'll bet the multiple uses of double negatives goes over well at "Ohio's Ivy."
Not only does he not have a schedule, he also has four players who are transferring, including his third-leading scorer.
That article is from last summer. Sounds like something TOS might have said. Doesn't exactly sell the point that your coach will run through all obstacles to make your team a winner if he's pulling out the "Oh woe is me. I've got to make a schedule" card.