Can I be in charge of the pretzels and hand dryers or is that a full-time tenured position these days?

A couple of recent well deserved additions. Welcome to the staff GraffZ06 and Bobcat Tattoo.
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I've thought more about my support staff as GM of the Ohio Bobcats Men's basketball team.....here we go:

General Manager-FearLeon (I appreciate the faith that I have from this board (Andrew Ruck) to put me in such a high profile position)

Assistant GM-SBH (Even though he's very skeptical of me, I'm all about giving people a shot)

Special Consultant To The GM-FJC31 (When FearLeon needs to make critical decisions, FJC31 will be the last person in the room for reassurance and guidance)

Traveling Secretary-Andrew Ruck (Seems like an organized guy)

Treasure/NIL Collections-Bobcat Love (When I think of BLove..I think numbers guy. He will secure the bag and distribute in a timely manner to our players)

Season Schedule Coordinator-OUCountry (Feel good about OUCountry here. He will get us two games against top 40 teams every year)

Administrative Assistant-JSF (Would show up on time for meetings and take accurate notes/minutes)

Intern Coordinator-Cellis033 (We need his youthful passion/energy on this staff)

Big Man Recruiting Consultant-M.D.W.S.T (He knows what we want with guys 6'8 and taller: catch the ball...rebound the ball....no moving screens).

Food/Beverage Coordinator: Shabamon (Just a hunch that Shabamon would find the food and beer we need for late night meetings)

Parking Coordinator-Billy The Cat (A nation waits patiently as BTC directs eager Bobcat NIL donors/boosters to their premium convo parking spaces)

Alumni NIL Fundraising Relations:-Dink Missed Free Throw (Doesn’t post here much, but when he does, his takes are spot on. He will rally the alumni to make yearly NIL contributions)

Academics Advisor Consultant-Bahamas Ezuma (IYKYK)

Pretzel/Hand Dryer Guy-GraffZ06 (Just make sure BLove gets his mustard)

Director of On-Campus Recruiting-Bobcat Tattoo (When the players get on campus for visits/tours, you want Bobcat Tattoo around for optimism and sharing stories of the great 2010 and 2012 NCAA Tourney runs)

We are thrilled to have you on the staff Bobcat Tattoo. Keep up the good work.